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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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