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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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