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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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