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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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