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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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