Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.