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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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