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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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