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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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