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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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