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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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