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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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