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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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