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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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