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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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