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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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