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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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