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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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