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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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