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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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