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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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