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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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