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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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