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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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