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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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