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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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