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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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