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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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