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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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