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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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