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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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