Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.