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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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