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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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