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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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