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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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