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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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