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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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