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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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