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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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