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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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