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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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