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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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