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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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