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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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