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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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