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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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