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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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