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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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