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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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