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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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